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HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!


TAGS: kittens skins
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by TheOmegaMan

Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:03 pm
Kittens are so cute and sweet! With needles in their jaws and feet!!!!
TwistedNinjaPirate - November 24, 2011, 9:59 pm
The ultimate package of cuteness... and BLOOD!!!


WE ARE THE BORG KITTENS - Resistance iz futile


TAGS: kittens
Rating: 1.78/5


SHE IS A BEAUTY -


TAGS: june calendar pretense youth
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

fascistfrenchman - August 23, 2014, 3:51 pm
So that's how the huntsman got away with not killing Snow White.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:56 pm
I should say i have daughters who are proudly 5th generation b1tches :) Sure, they look adorable, but they turn REAL quick.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:54 pm
I like to think she's the girl in question (ie, heart owner). The other, far darker, option is she's the next victim... I went with the first interpretation
isus - June 14, 2011, 1:41 pm
can any1 pls explain wtf am I not getting about this picture? i don't understand what is so nice on pic. tnx
Sho - June 7, 2011, 10:23 pm
Holy sh*t
spacedog - June 7, 2011, 9:28 pm
I like it Greeny. 5L
crankyhead - June 7, 2011, 8:20 pm
5pectacular
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
Speechless! TMP
Reality Lord - June 7, 2011, 7:23 pm

yummy...and very cool
440wakeup - June 7, 2011, 6:28 pm
not cool bro
MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 9:30 am
Very nice!
Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:01 am
Awesome.. Fav'd


SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS -


TAGS: they disappear day brightens
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:25 am
True true.
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 10:45 pm

Thanks very much, folks!~
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:52 pm
Oh my goodness... this is great.
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:23 pm
Yes! My first Fav'd poster. Nice job. another 5
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:20 pm
very true


TRUE LOVE - It's all about matching up or kittens I'm not sure which




MILKING FOR AMATEURS -




NOBODY LISTENS TO ME - Until I fart ...


TAGS: nobody listens until i fart
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

vulture - January 1, 2012, 4:19 am
I love fart jokes! Automatic 5L
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:15 am
It's not me, it's that ahole talking crap behind my back...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:12 am
It's probably the only relevant thing you have to say.


MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens


TAGS: mike hunt needs your kittens
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:16 pm
Roadkill is no good... tigers need exercise.
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 6:13 pm
would roadkill do?


OH, MR. MITTENS! - Call me that stupid name just one more time, I dare you




UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.


TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by maker321

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


SAILORS - The first thing they do on shore leave, is go find themselves a little pussy.




GENETIC MUTANTS - I, for one, welcome our new Squitten overlords!


TAGS: kittens squid sqittens dna genetic mutants
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 10:12 am
So, when it grows up, it'll be what? A Squat? Gross. 5 Sqittens, they're cuter at that age!


GOOD JOKE FOR BAD JOKE DAY -


TAGS: stress teepee wigwam tense
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Neener - October 6, 2010, 5:09 pm
If you do the 'ruler of the bracelet' joke I'll kill you with a gerbil cannon.
5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 4:32 pm
I had to shorten it a little for space fitting.


PRETENTIOUS ART - Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're a genius.


TAGS: art pretension statue giant giants
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by tipper

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:13 pm
More contrast and saturation towards the foreground, please.


KITTENS PENTAGON -




does this make my butt look big? -




ANY MINUTE NOW -


TAGS: bored swat intense job interest
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

MashiMashi - February 17, 2012, 10:19 pm
So he couldn't here him clear it, so believing he was sh** in a bankrobberyhostagesituation you roll the big guys only to find officer fat snack woofing down complimentary cookies and coffee
MashiMashi - February 17, 2012, 10:16 pm
All dressed up and no-one to blow away. The bank managers ex-husband came in to cash a paycheck, she hit the silent hold up alarm because she's got a restraining order against him. The responding squad digital radio didn't work in the bank


FEELINGS -




AMERICA'S GOT TALENT? - All together now! When I get older, I will be stronger just like a waving flag!




meanwhile at the north pole -


TAGS: tension builds up at the north pole between santa and the tender
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 4:25 pm
Where'd ya get the pic of GaryO? Published author, member of (somewhat) good standing at motifake and now this? Well deserved 5L crotchety for proving ya can dress 'em up but ya can't take em' anywhere cuz the clothes don't make the man!
lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 11:35 am

WOOOOT!~~I have actually experienced directors like this. I'm a vocalist and I'm sometimes asked to perform with local orchestras. There have been a couple of these guys over the years. Their vitriol has never been directed at me, but still...5LaLaLaLaLas


PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.


TAGS: richard gere g** watersports fletching kittens
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - September 17, 2010, 10:07 pm
It wasnt a rant just an observation, I'm a first responder, I know its all about timing and what recources are available.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:21 pm
I laughed even, not sure what a laighed is...d*** typo gnome
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:20 pm
great moti, I laighed but umm 440,the rant is a bit much
440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:07 pm
ENGRISH SPOCHEN HEIR OD means Drug OverDose EMS Emergency Medical Services
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:52 pm
ENGRISH we had a cop sh** and it took 10minutes for paramedics 2 arrive, People od and they barely get a squad 2 arrive, but hears a ph**o with a whole engine company 2 respond 2 a CAT. Families of victims complain about stuff like this
Claire - September 15, 2010, 10:40 pm
Please speak English... My brain is hurting trying to translate.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:38 pm
some mother of a monster is going 2 use this ph**o 2 sue a municipality when they fail 2 respond 2 her sons 5th od in a month. Well they saved a cat didn't they
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:32 pm

Yeah, ummmm...whta is he trying to say?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:31 pm
sooner or later some mother of a crack head or meth hed will complain zat the 1st responders watched asher son OD'D and mention how she's seen ems save drowning deers and dogs....well deers dont break into your house 2 steal your TV
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:09 pm

thats sick, I laughed 5L
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
I don't get 2 say this often enuf...thanx 4 voting.


CORRECTION - How willing my girlfriend is to let me think I'm funny based on the time of the month.


TAGS: pretense correction pms
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Vinxman

Bolverk3778 - October 7, 2012, 9:14 am
Now take the same graph and apply to a brother who has four sisters, funny how I always seemed to hover between 'Go Die' & 'I Want To Kill You'. It's remarkable how acute your survival instincts become & the bill for chocolate !!


WORLD CUP -




TERROR ALERT CRIMSON - Code name "Fluffy" escaped from Viagra test labs at 3:15 PM Friday. Suspect is to be considered armed and EXTREMELY dangerous.


TAGS: teenage kittens
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Zed

Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:38 am
I thought he just meant you know good henchmen when you see them.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 1:01 am
Random, are you insinuating that I "pal around with terrorists"?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 12:43 am
So I'm guessing the cat is now your right hand man Zed?
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:42 am
LOL
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:41 am
When discovered, his handler, Dr. Jennifer Thompson, could only repeat "Wow" over and over again...
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:41 am
5 ready lions!


FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY -


TAGS: todd christensen children s relief fund
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - September 17, 2009, 5:08 pm
Nastily hilarious.
Woodywood03a - September 17, 2009, 4:53 pm
How could you man!!!


INTENSITY -


TAGS: sports ball tennis intensity
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

Current Resident - August 13, 2009, 6:02 pm
Sorry Hector, but probably not. The picture came from a Russian site and the text came from my feeble mind. BTW, your Last Laugh poster shows some good work. Keep it up. CR
Hector - May 25, 2009, 10:15 pm
Sorry, but this is a motivational poster on a motifake poster site. 1.


Just relax -


TAGS: unwind walk woods relax tension dragging body irrelevant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Oldsod - August 3, 2014, 9:49 pm
...you have no idea how appropriate this is to my state of mind at the mo...5'd and faved.
Sho - August 3, 2014, 3:38 pm
Beautiful. 5/F
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 1:16 pm
All the while simultaneously working your deltoids, abs and quadriceps... Great all round.
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 11:08 am
Love the saccharine morbidity, LA. So glad to see your work again. Thank you.


priorities -




HASENPFEFFER -


TAGS: chicken rabbit kittens irony humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:58 pm
Who knew Sean was a cannibal?
lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 8:53 pm

It is delicious!~We raised meat rabbits for a long time.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2013, 7:55 pm
My wife is of German decent and from Idaho - she's completely familiar with this. She says it is delicious!
lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 2:38 pm

For those of you who might not know what 'Hasenpfeffer' is, it's rabbit stew. Here baked in a crust, served by a ra...oh, nevermind...


Bang Bang -


TAGS: superman batman dc tension bad jokes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:27 am

link here... http://whatculture.com/comics/10-comics-read-batman-vs-superman-movie.php/11 oh...and btw, who wouldn't want a human with no real powers kicking the snot out of an invincible alien. go earth :)
Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:25 am

the battle has already been fought. three guesses who wins...."“I want you to remember, Clark, in all the years to come, in all your most private moments … I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you.”
Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:30 pm
Ha ha ha. Wonderfully funny and 5L worthy. :)


Rejects -


TAGS: don t really call me mittens
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:07 pm

NEENER NEENER
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 2:13 pm

I live to serve, Mr. Sho~~
Sho - August 4, 2013, 1:30 pm
I lol'd hard when I saw that in the queue
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 12:29 pm

We do try to create a little mystery from time to time...;)


DINNER PARTIES -


TAGS: the b**** she never listens to what i want
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

spacedog - March 31, 2011, 8:57 pm
Bump
Current Resident - December 3, 2009, 9:40 pm
I am so happy to be here I could just ****! Very funny picture. 5L
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 10:03 am
L8TR guys, Got to prepare for the BIG GAME (Ohio State vs. Michigan)Beers are poppin' already!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 9:13 am
Well, I wasn't particularly nasty. I just walked up to this one biker chick and said "Will you bare my child?" Yes, it was juvenile...but you don't know until you ask.
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:11 am
If you say something incredible nasty...they will just walk over and whisper something in their guys ear. At that point you'd better run!
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:07 am
Good luck with that Bart...most biker chicks I've met with grab your figs until you turn blue if you say something nasty to them. If the men walk over it's just to acknowledge to her that they see that everything is under control
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 8:50 am
A great thing about biker chicks is that they are a lot less likely to slap a guy. Honestly, you can say ANYTHING to almost ANY random woman on a Harley. It's there husbands you have to worry about...
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 8:47 am
Ziiiiiiiing....I deserve that for the fat fingers
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 8:46 am
I was hoping you were riding on bile, like Osmosis Jones. lol
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 8:44 am
*bike
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 8:43 am
OK the, I'm not a Super Hero, I'm just a nice guy on a bile....LMAO
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 8:37 am
eerrrr...if you didn't notice, there's a second possibility there. jk Bikers, the majority of them, are alright. I don't ride one myself, but I've been to a couple rallies.
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 8:34 am
then I must be a Super Hero cause I have been riding steel since before you were born
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 8:32 am
Why would you want a motorcycle? Cartoons have taught me that ponies can fly and **** rainbows. Imagine how easy it is to clean up after them. Besides, motorcycles...unless you're a superhero, they're usually as indication of douche-itude.
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 8:29 am
But I'd rather have a Motorcycle then a Pony
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:43 am
You realize what I'm implying there with "you should try it." Right? jk
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 7:33 am
LMAO?!?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:32 am
The surgery isn't as painful as people make it out to be. You should try it. lol
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 7:32 am
*minute
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 7:31 am
Wait a minuet there Bart...you use to be a little girl?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:15 am
Ah, memories. Try the veal. 5/5
giulio - November 21, 2009, 5:04 am
Great. 5L!


PERSEVERENCE -




GOD'S MISTAKES - Yeah cos he forgot to kill them kittens when you were fapping!


TAGS: fap kittens god
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by SOLIDSNAKE

DZ - April 14, 2009, 9:11 pm
Cats need to be sh** and so do you for using "cos".


CONDOM - LOOK at the size of that thing! Then ask yourself, Why it's on the KITCHEN COUNTER?


TAGS: kittens cat condom
Rating: 1.92/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 18, 2010, 11:59 pm
Our cat isn't coming out of the RAFTERS for anything less than shrimp and scallops. Red meat and pork mise well be green leafy bocoli to him.


SUCCESSITS FOR THE IPHONE -




Redhead Express -


TAGS: intensity gene pool deep end
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Meenie

concern3 - March 28, 2016, 2:15 pm
Nice, Up yours


There's a bathroom on the right... -




Chiropractic Therapy -




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